butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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