Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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