Where did you get a picture of my penis
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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