hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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