he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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