You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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