Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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