new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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