Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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