There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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