When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
The chlamydia really affected his face.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
And then the night went full on bisexual.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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