everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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