Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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