her vagine was all disorganized.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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