come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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