i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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