I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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