What a fucking waste of an outfit
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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