8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Fuck appropriateness.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
