is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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