He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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