is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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