I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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