i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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