Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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