Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'm always down for nudity.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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