I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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