I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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