Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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