He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize