Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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