The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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