Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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