I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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