Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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