Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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