for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
i think i just lost a toe
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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