I smell stomach acid.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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