Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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