There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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