Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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