I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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