Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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