I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I've blown a few things in my day
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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