My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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