What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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