I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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