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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I hope im prettier

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  yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  my vagina's been through so much this weekend

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  you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"

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