I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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