Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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