I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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