the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
