I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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