aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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