you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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