S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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