Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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