You just made me feel so damn special
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
